Too Many Friends

My computer thinks I’m gay
I threw that piece of junk away
On the Champs-Elysées
As I was walking home

This is my last communiqué
Down the super highway
All that I have left to say
In a single tome, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I’ll never meet
And I’ll never be there for
I’ll never be there for
'Cause I’ll never be there

If I could give it all away
Will it come back to me someday?
Like a needle in the hay
A round expensive stone

But I got a reason to declaim
The applications are to blame
For all my sorrow and my pain
I’m feeling so alone, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I’ll never meet
And I’ll never be there for
I’ll never be there for
'Cause I’ll never be there

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I’ll never meet
And I’ll never be there for
I’ll never be there for
'Cause I’ll never be there

My computer thinks I’m gay
What’s the difference anyway?
When all the people do all day
Is staring to a phone, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I’ll never meet
And I’ll never be there for
I’ll never be there for
'Cause I’ll never be there

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I’ll never meet
And I’ll never be there for
I’ll never be there for
'Cause I’ll never be there

I’ll never be there
I’ll never be there
I’ll never be there
I’ll never be there